The Evil Emporium is a shop in Season 8 owned by Xisumavoid (and formerly Evil Xisuma) that sells various items. Instead of diamonds, it used Derpcoin and Premium Derpcoin. Derpcoin was sold at various prices deliberately to make it difficult to determine its value in diamonds. It is located in the gravel plains behind Xisumavoid's starter base. Recently, Evil Xisuma fled the server when his powers became too weak to keep the illusion of Derpcoin, and the currency reverted to its original, worthless, form. It is currently unknown how the shop will respond to this.
1 diamond for 8 Derpcoin, 2 diamonds for 20 Derpcoin, 3 diamonds for 32 Derpcoin, or 4 diamonds for 48 (discontinued)
Save the Striders Coin
32 diamonds each
The Evil Emporium[]
Merchandise[]
With Derpcoin[]
Merchandise
Price
Blackstone
10 derpcoins per stack
Bones
4 derpcoins per 64
Bottles o' Enchanting
4 derpcoins per 8
Cake
1 derpcoin per cake
Cobwebs
1 derpcoin per 2
Glowstone Dust
6 derpcoin per stack
Golden Carrots
11 derpcoins per stack
Gunpowder
10 derpcoins per stack
Honeycomb
9 derpcoins per stack
Iron Blocks
20 diamonds per stack (discontinued)
Iron Ingots
10 derpcoins per stack
Mending book
11 derpcoins per book
Name Tags
2 derpcoins per 3
Premium Derpcoin
16 derpcoins for a random amount
Redstone Dust
8 derpcoins per stack
Silk Touch book
9 derpcoins per book
Sugar
4 derpcoins per stack
Unbreaking book
10 derpcoins per book
With Premium Derpcoin[]
Merchandise
Price
Nether Quartz Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 8
Nether Gold Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 4
Iron Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 12
Copper Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 4
Redstone Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 6
Gold Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 2
Lapiz Lazuli Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 2
Emerald Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 1
Diamond Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 1
Coal Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 20
Deepslate Gold Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 3
Deepslate Diamond Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 1
Deepslate Emerald Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 1
Deepslate Copper Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 3
Deepslate Lapiz Lazuli Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 2
Deepslate Iron Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 8
Deepslate Redstone Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 4
Deepslate Coal Ore
1 premium derpcoin per 16
Staking[]
Staking allowed Hermits to make passive income off their Derpcoin. First, they buy a Derpkey, which allows them to claim a Derpcoin staking pass. They then use their Derpcoin staking pass to invest five stacks of Derpcoin into the system. They then generate interest off of these Derpcoin using a redstone clock.
The Derpcoin was the primary currency used in the Evil Empire. It was created by Xisumavoid and Evil Xisuma early in the season and was exchanged with diamonds. There were also Premium Derpcoin and Strider Coin variations. The coin could be used outside of the Evil Empire, but was not accepted at all shops. With Evil Xisuma losing his powers with the growth of the moon, Derpcoin was no longer valued on the server.
